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I think Lydia has a need to bite the fabric of my shirts and shake her head fast like she’s trying to kill prey after I pet her because she’s not used to something touching her that’s not trying to hurt her and like, I feel you on that Lydia

this person I went to school with ‘liked’ a post someone made about them blogging about their girlfriend learning chinese and how ‘profound’ and ‘honest’ it is and the tumblr is called my honest chinese girlfriend dot tumblr dot come except all as one word and it is a for real very racist fucking blog and I can’t stop thinking about it

fairly concerned the resident I’m working with could be/is a secret robot or is slowly having a series of tiny stokes that make her unable to process any kind of human interaction

face of an angel/body of a truck driver: angry-poems: this month’s horoscopesARIES: oh god, you’re still here....

angry-poems:

this month’s horoscopes

ARIES: oh god, you’re still here. oh, god. you’re still here. oh. OH, GOD

TAURUS: storms under the skin; pale, watery milk; drippings

GEMINI: now is the time to be afraid. now is the time to set each endless house on fire

CANCER: please. please….

realhumanbaby:

Tell someone you love them by walking towards them as if you want to end up standing where they’re standing. Tell someone you love them by showing them that you can’t tell the difference between your body and their body. Don’t tell anyone you love them because then you won’t anymore, don’t tell anyone anything because it won’t be yours anymore

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101 Passive Aggressive Ways To Get Out Of Going To Therapy: The Mowinda Story

My mom mailed me some cats toys and Lydia is adjusting to them by sitting near them and I guess tryna figure out their vibes?

today a not unattractive doctor started to talk to me about a new admission while standing over me at the nurse’s station and then in the middle said ‘is it hot in here?’ and proceeded to take off his sweatshirt to reveal a t shirt underneath and I swear to god I almost passed out was he playing a joke on me or something please advise

i think we can all agree that most doctors are robots, okay

was gonna post a long rant about a thing that happened today but GUYS I GOT LYDIA TO SIT ON MY LAP FINALLY