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I watched A NEWS SEGMENT yesterday about how there are way too many people climbing Mt. Everest* and there are literally like, waiting lines at the top of a god damn mountain. And then one guy’s voice came on and was talking about how he was trying to get to the top and he passed by this other guy who was dying and saw him right before he died and how there are tons of dead bodies up there that no one can get down because it’s too high and like, what is even happening at the top of mountains these days? Stop going to Everest, everybody. IT’S JUST CLIMBING. 

*DID YOU KNOW it costs an average of like $60,000 to do that

guys if the banks all collapse and the Catholic church crumbles I call setting up shop in the Vatican

One time I sent my brother an email about where and when the Bolt Bus was going to drop me off in DC so he could meet me there and he sent me this back.*

*Also my family calls me “Mindy” 

What Pinterest Taught Me About Marriage as a Capitalist Prison | Slacktory | This seems legit. (via sociolab)

I will literally buy you a couple of coffee mugs for your dumb wedding and that is fucking IT. YOU ALREADY LIVE TOGETHER, EVERYONE I KNOW GETTING MARRIED. YOU ALREADY HAVE STUFF. YOU DON’T GET BETTER STUFF NOW. 

ratsoff:

So fly it hurts.

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I have gotten to a point in my interactions with THE INTERNET where sometimes I have to stop myself from just typing BOOOOOOOOOOO in the comment boxes on facebook because I remember that’s not socially appropriate.

ALSO I basically just got this idea from this post * because I like to read things but don’t you sometimes feel like the word “taxpayer” is code for “white people?”

*There are slurs in that post so FYI before you click on it

what if I decide to dislike this one guy at work just because he’s part of the patriarchy

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pomoe:

country music, or as I like to call it, “farm emo”

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