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I think Lydia has a need to bite the fabric of my shirts and shake her head fast like she’s...

Fri, 24 May 2013 19:58:54 -0400

I think Lydia has a need to bite the fabric of my shirts and shake her head fast like she’s trying to kill prey after I pet her because she’s not used to something touching her that’s not trying to hurt her and like, I feel you on that Lydia

this person I went to school with ‘liked’ a post someone made about them blogging about...

Fri, 24 May 2013 18:33:03 -0400

this person I went to school with ‘liked’ a post someone made about them blogging about their girlfriend learning chinese and how ‘profound’ and ‘honest’ it is and the tumblr is called my honest chinese girlfriend dot tumblr dot come except all as one word and it is a for real very racist fucking blog and I can’t stop thinking about it

this day has broken me

Fri, 24 May 2013 17:35:39 -0400

fairly concerned the resident I’m working with could be/is a secret robot or is slowly having a series of tiny stokes that make her unable to process any kind of human interaction

face of an angel/body of a truck driver: angry-poems: this month’s horoscopesARIES: oh god, you’re still here....

Fri, 24 May 2013 17:30:53 -0400

face of an angel/body of a truck driver: angry-poems: this month’s horoscopesARIES: oh god, you’re still here....:

angry-poems:

this month’s horoscopes

ARIES: oh god, you’re still here. oh, god. you’re still here. oh. OH, GOD 
TAURUS: storms under the skin; pale, watery milk; drippings 
GEMINI: now is the time to be afraid. now is the time to set each endless house on fire 
CANCER: please. please….

realhumanbaby: Tell someone you love them by walking towards them as if you want to end up standing...

Thu, 23 May 2013 23:24:48 -0400

realhumanbaby:

Tell someone you love them by walking towards them as if you want to end up standing where they’re standing. Tell someone you love them by showing them that you can’t tell the difference between your body and their body. Don’t tell anyone you love them because then you won’t anymore, don’t tell anyone anything because it won’t be yours anymore

101 Passive Aggressive Ways To Get Out Of Going To Therapy: The Mowinda Story

Thu, 23 May 2013 22:01:44 -0400

101 Passive Aggressive Ways To Get Out Of Going To Therapy: The Mowinda Story

My mom mailed me some cats toys and Lydia is adjusting to them...

Thu, 23 May 2013 20:34:26 -0400

My mom mailed me some cats toys and Lydia is adjusting to them by sitting near them and I guess tryna figure out their vibes?

today a not unattractive doctor started to talk to me about a new admission while standing over me...

Thu, 23 May 2013 19:58:10 -0400

today a not unattractive doctor started to talk to me about a new admission while standing over me at the nurse’s station and then in the middle said ‘is it hot in here?’ and proceeded to take off his sweatshirt to reveal a t shirt underneath and I swear to god I almost passed out was he playing a joke on me or something please advise

i think we can all agree that most doctors are robots, okay

Thu, 23 May 2013 19:48:06 -0400

i think we can all agree that most doctors are robots, okay

was gonna post a long rant about a thing that happened today but GUYS I GOT LYDIA TO SIT ON MY LAP...

Wed, 22 May 2013 17:23:11 -0400

was gonna post a long rant about a thing that happened today but GUYS I GOT LYDIA TO SIT ON MY LAP FINALLY

I can't even with today

Wed, 22 May 2013 17:10:13 -0400

case manager: I have concerns about this patient returning to the community because of his persistent mental illness and new diabetes diagnosis and also he had a heart attack

first year resident: NO, he had a cardiac arrest due to asthma

The perks of hospital social work are balanced out by sometimes having to disagree with a doctor and...

Wed, 22 May 2013 13:15:34 -0400

The perks of hospital social work are balanced out by sometimes having to disagree with a doctor and if anyone can make you feel stupid and wrong (and also fly completely off the handle) it’s a doctor

side note

Tue, 21 May 2013 21:20:01 -0400

I DO enjoy a young Kevin Spacey saying ‘WILL YOU GO TO LUNCH’ sternly at a bunch of dudes in a very 80s suit though so guess that’s my thing

Glengarry Glen Ross came up on my Netflix queue and it turns out I’m not smart enough for it...

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:59:05 -0400

Glengarry Glen Ross came up on my Netflix queue and it turns out I’m not smart enough for it I’m so bored please help

butt-punx: wow i can’t believe nerf bought tumblr and now everything pew pew pew pew pew darts

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:56:07 -0400

butt-punx:

wow i can’t believe nerf bought tumblr and now everything pew pew pew pew pew darts

twitterthecomic: WELCOME TO APPLEBEES MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER....

Tue, 21 May 2013 19:21:49 -0400

twitterthecomic:

WELCOME TO APPLEBEES MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER. DID U SAY “A PLATE OF SPIDERS” TOO LATE HERE IT COMES. U HAVE TO EAT IT ALL OR WE CALL THE COPS

— ben errrrrrrrrrrrrrr (@MuscularSon)

May 5, 2011

wandatinasky: soulpicnic: sophie b hawkins “damn i wish i was...

Tue, 21 May 2013 17:45:57 -0400

wandatinasky:

soulpicnic:

sophie b hawkins “damn i wish i was your lover”

#1

very important

if you guys saw what I wore to work today none of you would be friends with me anymore

Tue, 21 May 2013 17:29:52 -0400

if you guys saw what I wore to work today none of you would be friends with me anymore

new memoir title

Mon, 20 May 2013 22:04:49 -0400

The Girl Who Had An Unrequited Crush On Every Boy At Work If That’s Even Possible

bagofshit: one time when i was a kid my dad cut his forehead open playing rugby and i had to hold...

Mon, 20 May 2013 19:26:00 -0400

bagofshit:

one time when i was a kid my dad cut his forehead open playing rugby and i had to hold him down on the bathroom floor while my mom glued him back together

one time my dad cut his leg open with a chainsaw when I was like 6 and I saw it and like, I have a lot of problems with my dad but that was SUPER COOL